Poledancing on the Piccadilly Line

Give us, a night out with MP and DP at MP's sisters house in Sth Harrow (glad to see you back in the land of perenial sunshine MP/DP!), a late night and an empty train carriage and what do you get with Paul and Mel? Poledancing on the Piccadilly line of course topped off with ... shenanigans ... tom foolery and bally hoo!

You see, Vanity Fair said ...

"How to look good in a photo.

Make eye contact with the camera [check!]
Always have mouth slightly open, enough to put a penny between your lips, as this will make your lips look fuller [check!] &
For full eyes, tilt your eyes down and look up just as the shutter is clicked [check!]"

Do you think we perfected the look? Or do we look like seriously inebriated tossers on an empty train at the end of the night trying to pull off some glamour magazine's tips on looking [sic] fabulous?