I'll just have the mash thanks

Some gags are so obvious, so pure, that they don't need any embelishment.

But that would not be my way at all.

I am often intrigued by the English's use of their - and our - language and names. The suburb Cockfosters is just one example.

Witness, stage left, meatballs and potatoes.

By the way, I wanted to submit this to Rove Live's 'What The?' segment, but they only allow snail mail submissions (what year is this?).

If you should submit this entry and win, be sure to put me in for my cut.